Money Collector Gifts

Pizza. Choose your own topping - $2.00 extra. Fifty-dollar bills!

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

The tooth fairy.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"You're on a what?!"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

European currency on the edge.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

Money Plant.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

US dollar rising and falling.

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Dept. of the Treasury

The Euro - R.I.P.

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

The Oxford Comma Coin

Money god

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."