Coin Collectors Gifts

'How many times have I asked you not to bring bread and honey into the counting house!'

"It's not quite the same."

"Ask Mister Buck." Our wizard of finance answers your questions. "Mist Buck, what's a 'lump sum settlement'?" That's what you get from workers' comp if you get hit on the head at work.

'The jury foreman says they need more time to find the quarter they were flipping!'

'Oh dear - I think I'm going to be sick!'

Spare Change"Spare some Change, Mister?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

The tooth fairy.

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"You're on a what?!"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

European currency on the edge.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

Money Plant.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

US dollar rising and falling.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

Money god

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'What can you get with a quarter?'