Coin Collectors Gifts

'How many times have I asked you not to bring bread and honey into the counting house!'

"It's not quite the same."

'The jury foreman says they need more time to find the quarter they were flipping!'

'Oh dear - I think I'm going to be sick!'

Spare Change"Spare some Change, Mister?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"You're on a what?!"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

European currency on the edge.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

Money Plant.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

US dollar rising and falling.

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

The Euro - R.I.P.