Collecting Coins Gifts

'Wow! An old penny!'

"...And the person who put the Euro coin in the collection plate last week,may you burn in hell."

Wishing Well - Results may vary.

'No pennies.'

"The doctor accepts cash or check, but considering the economy, he prefers your gold fillings."

It's customary to at least BUY something before you take all our pennies.

"The kids like to flatten pennies under his boulder."

'OK, heads we name your malady after you, tails, we name it after me.'

Dog putting coin into a 'Leg Ride' machine

Organized Crime.

Businessman standing on street corner looking at a vending machine that says 'Please! Insert 50 cents'.

Inflation. . . See a penny, pick it up, all day long, it will depreciate.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

"Animal sacrifice isn't necessary, son. Just shake out a few dimes."

"I'm dropping this old silver dollar into this glass of acid."

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

Mr. and Mrs. Sand Dollar and their daughter, Penny.

Piggy Bank Shadow

"Too bad grandma's not here. She always carries cash."

Dollar Charming

The tooth fairy.

As a matter of fact, it all goes to the bank.

Coin Return 25 cents.

Two pound signs fighting it out

Death tosses a coin at the start of a battle.

'The doubloon doesn't go as far as it used to.'

Insert Coin

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Bad luck.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'You're in big trouble,pal- Your tax payment included this Canadian quarter!'

'The doubloon doesn't go as far as it used to.'

"Heads it is. You're up 25 cents. Want to go double or nothing?"

'You must be joking, surely you've got change for 50p.'