Coins Collector Gifts

Nickel-and-dimed to death.

"Ideally I'd like to lose twenty pounds in loose change."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

The tooth fairy.

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"You're on a what?!"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

European currency on the edge.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Money Plant.

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

US dollar rising and falling.

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

Money god

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

The Oxford Comma Coin

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'