Animal Collector Pillows

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'They sure have small litters.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

Mummy?!

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Researching the opossum article.'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

Free Range Cows.

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'

"She's a weiner cat."