Animal Article Collector Pillows

'Researching the opossum article.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

Mummy?!

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

Free Range Cows.

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'

"You remind me of someone."

"She's a weiner cat."

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."