Animal Trophy Collector Pillows

"Species loss has hit him hard."

'Why, yes! I'm staunchly pro-life!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Why, yes! I'm staunchly pro-life!'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Award Winning Gardener

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Win - win

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Dad Trophies

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Zdeno Chara

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

The Generals medals

'Researching the opossum article.'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'