Trophy Collectors Pillows

'I'm a taxi-dermist.'

"I didn't catch it, Haskins--I bought it. Which is precisely the point."

Santa has a surprise waiting for him.

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

Doug's attacking days were over, but he still had his memories..and his trophy case.

Mounted fish on wall

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Award Winning Gardener

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Dad Trophies

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Win - win

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

Fishing Boat Derby

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

First Prize!

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"