Trophy Collectors Pillows

'I'm a taxi-dermist.'

"I didn't catch it, Haskins--I bought it. Which is precisely the point."

Santa has a surprise waiting for him.

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

Doug's attacking days were over, but he still had his memories..and his trophy case.

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

Mounted fish on wall

"I had no idea they gave out Superbowl participation rings."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Award Winning Gardener

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Win - win

Dad Trophies

Cat Show

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

Fishing Boat Derby

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"