Trophy Collection Pillows

"It's the fish of his dreams. He was asleep when I caught it, put it on his hook and woke him."

'This is an intervention. It's time you stopped mounting every fish you catch.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Award Winning Gardener

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Win - win

Dad Trophies

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Fishing Boat Derby

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"I'll bet there's a story there."

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Bang!"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Zdeno Chara