Trophy Hunting Pillows

Land on it ... Land on it ...

"Bang!"

"I thought about releasing him, but I needed something to fill this space on the wall."

Piranha Trophy

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Award Winning Gardener

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Treasure Island Book.

Win - win

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"