Trophy Hunters Pillows

U S football.

Man eats trophy fish on doctor's orders.

Fishing Boat Derby

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Award Winning Gardener

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Win - win

Dad Trophies

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.