Trophy Chasers Pillows

Endless run.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Guess who netted it.'

Fishing Boat Derby

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"Bang!"

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"We've got a problem."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Arch of Triumph Save

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Careerist

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

Loser's Podium.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

The weight of winning gold.

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'