Trophy Chasers T-Shirts

Endless run.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Guess who netted it.'

Fishing Boat Derby

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Chris Froome

"Bang!"

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"We've got a problem."

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Arch of Triumph Save

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

Careerist

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

Loser's Podium.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

The weight of winning gold.

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

World Cup Fever

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'