Prize Chaser T-Shirts

'First I won the whole ball of wax. Then I got the whole enchilada...'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

The Salesman

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Let's Celebrate

Breakthrough

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Mohamed Salah

Gloat

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

Men can show their emotions!

Counting my Bonus...

Business Partners' vows

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Corporate Success

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'