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"Harris looks confident he's going to win..."

Incentive

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Breakthrough

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Carrot VS Stick

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Corporate Success

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I got a job!"

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

Discomfort zone.

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"Contested elections are ALWAYS problematic...but I'd like reassure you that even though the partners chose me on this occasion."

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

Bank. 18 month CD 1.0815255645% Paying More digits than any other bank. Interest rates are so low! It's hard to believe this CD has reached maturity --- Just look at how little it's grown! Investing seems extremely risky these days. There's no safe place to get a decent return. They always say investing is a roller coaster. Yeah, but it's not true. On a roller coaster you get back to where you started!

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

Bureaucrat Walking his Pet

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

Finish your spinach and claim a free laptop!