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'Pro-Am Golf Tournament.' (crowd leaves for the amateur).

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Southwark Fair.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Cheerleaders

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

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"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

Careerist

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Discomfort zone.

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

The weight of winning gold.

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"Contested elections are ALWAYS problematic...but I'd like reassure you that even though the partners chose me on this occasion."

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

The Joust

Marvin P. Tisdale is plucked from obscurity and returned there in record time.

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'It's quite an inspiring story. He started out in the mailroom and within two years had clawed his way to the very top!'