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'Pro-Am Golf Tournament.' (crowd leaves for the amateur).

World Cup Fever

Southwark Fair.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Cheerleaders

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"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

Chris Froome

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Corporate Success

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Careerist

Discomfort zone.

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

"Contested elections are ALWAYS problematic...but I'd like reassure you that even though the partners chose me on this occasion."

The weight of winning gold.

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

' I'm sick of having to use this pigsty!..What does a guy have to do,to gain access to the executive wash-room in this company?! '

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'