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'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'And right here they merged...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Oh, I can't complain"

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Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

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"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

"This is where things started getting really weird."