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"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Painting clouds

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

The World Wide Web.

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

ACME Balloon Company.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'And right here they merged...'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Oh, I can't complain"

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

Football

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

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Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD