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Aging Researchers

Time getting away

In basket-case.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Painting clouds

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

The Salesman

The World Wide Web.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Deadlines

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Men can show their emotions!

Football

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

Euro Bait

Window in the Sky.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

Walken On Clouds

Success

Professional football.

Golfing with God.

Bucket List

"Ever feel like there just isn't enough time in the day to delegate all the things you want done?"

OOPS!