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'There but for .007 of a second go I.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Tallyho!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Breakthrough

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Open House of Horrors

"Check out this new store."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

Walking the Plank.

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Award-Winning Photographer.

Final selfie

Get a life

'Keep a tight line, Ben, keep a tight line!'