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'Fast Lane' 'Slow lane' 'People who don't have time to fight with other traffic' lane

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Ancient Racing

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Bob's Driving School.

A smiling cyclist

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Breakthrough

Stormy weather

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Computer Controlled Car

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Weather today.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cow outboard engine

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Get a life

Pamplona 500

"My boss wanted someone with drive so I hired a NASCAR racer."

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

GPS flag in road