Speed Seeker T-Shirts

"What an amazing view!"

Pedalo Racer

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'Be patient, a few more strokes and I'll soon have the momentum going.'

Sprint race about to start. One contestant wearing a rocket attached to his back. The fuse is lit ready to help him win the race.

"I shaved my entire body and spent $2,600 on lighter bike components. Guess who's riding .04 miles per hour faster now?"

Tortoise and hair.

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

Formula One snail

Computer Controlled Car

'Captain are we going faster than sound?'

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

"We've got one. It makes twice the mistakes in half the time."

Chauffeur Driven Side Car.

Lots of men squeezed into a small car.

Zimmer frame with a spoiler

'We only live once. Hope in.'

In-house printing.

Mow Your Lawn In Ten Seconds.

"Mind if I hang out by your computer? It's not often a snail meets something that's slower than it."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'Well, my advice to you is to get a less powerful sports car.'

What McWit lacks in speed, he gains in nose.

Bus rally tour

Bob's Driving School.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Pit crew.

"Anderson is in aeronautics."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Ok, maybe I should have focused on running instead of lifting.

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Commuter trying to catch train and commuter trying to catch TGV.