Speedster Seeker T-Shirts

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Ancient Racing

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Bob's Driving School.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"It's just a tree."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'Hey, wait for me!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Man running

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Birthday Racing Car

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Computer Controlled Car

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

A souped up car...

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Witch dice.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."