Speedster Seekers T-Shirts

'Running down criminals in high speed foot chases. Why did you join the police department?'

Ancient Racing

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Bob's Driving School.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Hey, wait for me!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Birthday Racing Car

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Man running

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Computer Controlled Car

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cow outboard engine

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."