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A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Am I losing my way?'

Speed Checked by Radar.

'The Police will never catch that terrorist. He just ran the 100 meters in 9.57 seconds!'

'You were exceeding the speed limit, but congratulations on getting this heap up to 75 MPH.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Inaction Figure

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Man running

Birthday Racing Car

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

A souped up car...

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Rolling Stop.

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

A Young Indoor Cyclist

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