Speedster At Heart T-Shirts

'I suppose you're going to give me a ticket.'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Man driving a car with a license plate that reads "Yield".

'I've gone from zero to sixty in sixty years.'

"It's me me me with you all the time."

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

A souped up car...

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Rolling Stop.

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

Arcarde Patrol

A Young Indoor Cyclist

Congratulations for male runner

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Sore Loser