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Rallying meets the environmental challenge

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Man running

Birthday Racing Car

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Rolling Stop.

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

Arcarde Patrol

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

Congratulations for male runner

A Young Indoor Cyclist

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."