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Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Man with a trolley in hurry to get to Wall st

Speed Checked by Radar.

Clark gets nailed.

Rallying meets the environmental challenge

"Believe me. No matter how many self help books you read, you will never become a formula one car."

Man driving a car with a license plate that reads "Yield".

Formula One Earth day

Dieselgate....

'In his fantasy biking league, he's outpacing Bradley Wiggins...'

"It's me me me with you all the time."

Speed Limit 20 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

My other car is environmentally friendly.

'I suppose you're going to give me a ticket.'

'Last lap, Jimmy! Dig deep! Make your move! And please stop running like that!'

"I brought you a new car last year."

Speedy Workers ?

"The government has sent some guidelines as to how er can cut our carbon footprint down..."

'You were exceeding the speed limit, but congratulations on getting this heap up to 75 MPH.'

'Am I losing my way?'