Grazing Speedster T-Shirts

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Oh Hi!'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

A souped up car...

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Rolling Stop.

Arcarde Patrol

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Congratulations for male runner

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."