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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

Non-Power Breakfast

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Hey, wait for me!'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Cereal Tasting.

'How would you like your toast?'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

'Anybody for breakfast?'