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A Racecar Winner at Breakfast

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Non-Power Breakfast

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'Hey, wait for me!'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Pope tarts.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Cereal Tasting.

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'How would you like your toast?'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."