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The rally driver's breakfast

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

German Expressionist Breakfast

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Toast: the high energy food

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Non-Power Breakfast

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Full English Breakfast.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'Hey, wait for me!'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

All-Day Breakfast

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.