Grazing T-Shirts

"Do you think this grass is organic?"

'Meadow fescue, meadow grass and perennial ryegrass! This is going to be the best party ever!'

NINJA GRAZER

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

It was love at first sight...then one of them got hungry.

The Big Nosh

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Prize vegetables.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

The Busy Gardener

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

A Good Batch.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

baby sweetcorn...

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Cocktails on the verandah.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."