Grazing Observer T-Shirts

'Well she came out of nowhere! It all happened in slow motion!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'The circle is complete!'

'Oh Hi!'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Beaver tower

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Highschool sign.

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

A spider meal prepping

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Holiday Overkill.

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Bird Bathrooms

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

'Something tells me we're in a heap of trouble.'

Impractical Gardener.