Grazing Observer Gifts

'Well she came out of nowhere! It all happened in slow motion!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'The circle is complete!'

'Oh Hi!'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Highschool sign.

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

A spider meal prepping

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Holiday Overkill.

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Impractical Gardener.

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

'Something tells me we're in a heap of trouble.'