Backyard Observer Gifts

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'The circle is complete!'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Beaver tower

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"You've changed."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Penguin

"He's so full of shit."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."