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Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

'The circle is complete!'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Bee flying to another flower.

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Highschool sign.

Shark food pyramid.

Getting Rid of the Cure

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

David Bellamy

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"Keeping busy?"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Poinsettia

A spider meal prepping

Son measuring his father against the wall.