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'Frankly, it's anticlimactic.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Vegetarian Birds

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'That plant food really works!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"I've seen a tulip before."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

SPOONING CACTI

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Watering Flowers

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'