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"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'That plant food really works!'

"I've seen a tulip before."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Watering Flowers

SPOONING CACTI

Summer wants.