Antique Plant Admirer Gifts

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

The discovery of asparagus.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'That plant food really works!'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"I've seen a tulip before."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Watering Flowers

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

SPOONING CACTI

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"What are you in for?"

"You overwatered the plant, again."