Houseplant Admirer Gifts

Present Eating Flower

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Summer wants.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Dog blows on dandelion.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

David Bellamy

He was too wrapped up in himself.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"We were just wondering if you were edible."

Flower growing from a bomb.

"You're not married, are you, sweetie?"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

It's officially spring

In the houseplant cemetery.

House Plant Party

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."