Houseplant Aficionado Gifts

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"I may have overwatered it."

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

"I just gave you some water 20 minutes ago"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'That plant food really works!'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"I've seen a tulip before."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Thanks

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Money Plant.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"You overwatered the plant, again."