Houseplant Aficionado Pillows

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"I may have overwatered it."

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

"I just gave you some water 20 minutes ago"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'That plant food really works!'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Thanks

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Money Plant.

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"I've seen a tulip before."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

SPOONING CACTI

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Watering Flowers

"You overwatered the plant, again."