Houseplant Hobbyist Pillows

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'That plant food really works!'

Money Plant.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Thanks

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Watering Flowers

"You overwatered the plant, again."

SPOONING CACTI

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Plus $600 for delivery."