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'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

The discovery of asparagus.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Summer wants.

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Dog blows on dandelion.

He was too wrapped up in himself.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

David Bellamy

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

Flower growing from a bomb.

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"We were just wondering if you were edible."

"You're not married, are you, sweetie?"

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

It's officially spring

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

A man offers a woman a piece of himself.

In the houseplant cemetery.

House Plant Party