Botanical Admirer T-Shirts

"Hi hi hi! ça choutille!"

Summer wants.

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

Grace For Flies

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Swan Fairy Tales

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

Polar bear bowling alley

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

No littering...

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Marco ..."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Motor Tourism

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Taking it easy

Dog in Daisys

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'