Botanical Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Maybe you're telling them more than they can assimilate.'

'Hello,'Gardeners' Question Time'?'

'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

'Not that sort of palm reading!'

Agapanthus flowers in the form of Panthers.

'Set Top Digitalis'

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'And that's our family bible - the family use it for pressing flowers!'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

'I love plants and it also give me many more places to hide.'

'Don't bit the hand that seeds!'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

Venus Fly Trap

"You spoil that plant!"

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

“I think you’ve had enough.”

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Poinsettia, From Mexico to the World

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."

"So I told her you have to talk to your plants! Show them you care! But you know Fran, it's all in one ear out the other. So finally dessert came..."

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Super Plant Food.

Give Chlorophyll.

"I'm not a botanist, but offhand I'd say your son put a sunflower seed in his ear!"

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."