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I think you're watering it too much.

"Oops! There goes another rubber-tree plant!"

In the houseplant cemetery.

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

"But it's literally my job to be sensitive and fragile."

House Plant Party

"It started with him just talking to it in the garden, now he invites it in for a drink."

'This is great, I'll take it.' 'This is the estate agency office.'

'Only the best will do for my household plants.'

Garden Center: We have plants inside the White House.

Fortunately, Mary's chloroformia only flowered once every seven months."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Gardening#2

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Mantis Love

'That plant food really works!'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Thanks

Money Plant.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."