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'Did you feed the new plant, Frank?...Frank?'

'Maybe you're telling them more than they can assimilate.'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'I think we have a possible case of death by overdose.'

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

'Honey, have you watered the philodendron lately?'

"It's an orchid."

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

I think you're watering it too much.

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'Well he doesn't get it from my side of the family.'

'I think you've talked it to death, dear.'

'My husband watered it with beer.'

And incorrect feeding can affect them adversely.

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

"Don't overfeed it!"

'Say when.'

Escaping Flowers

"It's time to split the Hosta funkia!"

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"I'm glad I decided on the drought-tolerant plants."

"I find that so rude - the Venus flytrap eating when I'm talking to it."

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

Cactus owner with a spiky beard.

"I'd better bring in my plants."

Phobia varietals for home pots

"I did have plants, but they were so needy."

"I may have overwatered it."

"But it's literally my job to be sensitive and fragile."

The Houseplants vs The Kids

Giraffe Snacks

Cactus Mime