Houseplant Enthusiast Prints

I think you're watering it too much.

"Oops! There goes another rubber-tree plant!"

In the houseplant cemetery.

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

"But it's literally my job to be sensitive and fragile."

House Plant Party

"It started with him just talking to it in the garden, now he invites it in for a drink."

'This is great, I'll take it.' 'This is the estate agency office.'

'Only the best will do for my household plants.'

Garden Center: We have plants inside the White House.

Fortunately, Mary's chloroformia only flowered once every seven months."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'That plant food really works!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

A Venus cow trap.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Money Plant.