House Plant Enthusiast Prints

"Why, oh why, don't you talk back to me, my beautiful little plant...??"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Yardless: Please help

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Gardening#2

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Mantis Love

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'That plant food really works!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I've seen a tulip before."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Money Plant.

A Venus cow trap.

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Thanks

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'